Hi, I'm _(insert name)_.

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

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where the fuck did the laptop go

Reblog if you are

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

hylian-veren:

buzzfeed:

The men of Tumblr are really great sometimes. 

I’m convinced the book guy is Tommy Oliver from the real world timeline

(Source: BuzzFeed)

epicsaxxxguy:


Shhhhhh

no te va a doler jojojo

epicsaxxxguy:

Shhhhhh

no te va a doler jojojo

(Source: blitzen34)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

19,699 plays

Everyone I know goes away 
In the end 
And you could have it all 
My empire of dirt 
I will let you down 
I will make you hurt 

(Source: pedalbear)

twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

high resolution →

(Source: tumblr.com)

mydemisee:

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

Bf goals

(Source: bradbury-charlie)

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

(Source: nevver)

(Source: agirlwithabow)